Fart Stoppers

• You’ve eaten certain foods that have interacted negatively with your intestinal bacteria. The result is a buildup of gas, which can only escape via your digestive system.
• You’re intolerant to lactose, which causes the lactose to ferment in your gut and cause the gas to build up.
• You have too much bacteria in your colon. The bacteria break down your food, but the breakdown of the food you eat causes intestinal gas to build up.
• You’ve swallowed a lot of air, such as when chewing gum or drinking soda with carbonation.
• You smoke. Smoking causes you to take more air into your body than normal, and the gas can get trapped in your esophagus or stomach. If there is too much gas building up in your intestines, there’s only one path the gas can take.

After a long night of drinking, the co-owners decided to help the world rather than complete their engineering degree at MIT.  Farts worldwide have gone down 13%*, Fartright and Tootie have made a difference

*Polls were self performed on a very limited budget

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“I’m the Flash and I can run like I’m famous, but if I eat Asian food I see flames out of my anus, there’s only one thing that makes me feel better than Gobstoppers, and that’s the trademarked savior we call Fartstoppers!”